Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.

Next, tie cheese wire around your neck - tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.

Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. To traumatize any police, medical personnel or curious children who may investigate your corpse, write "I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!" across your chest. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind.

Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.

You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.
"What happened to him?"
"He did the awesome"
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When something is defined as awesome. Displayed in quotations, when possible.
Look at my new wristband. It's "the awesome".
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1. a state of mind
2. another pet name for a man's penis
1. "i'm in the awesome"
2. "hey girl, wanna see the awesome?"
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When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity
Brittany: Hey are you running this season?

Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.

Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!

Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...
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The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!
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