Weather man

A man who reads the weather on the news, Usually a liar and never gets it right.

Weather man: Tonight, HEAVY SNOW! Schools maybe cancelled tomorrow
Dude: YES!
-Next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains-
Dude: Sun? SUN? AHHHHH!

by Shizzlefull. February 9, 2010

the weather man

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.

"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura September 7, 2005

weather man

One who is in the buisness of distributing cocaine.

I gotta go whack the weather man for shorting me on my 8-ball... fuckin jungle bunny.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

weather man

A job u could have in Oklahoma and still get almost all of it wrong

Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*

by crazymfnerd June 28, 2017

Weather man

Dumb asses in suits who can't get the weather right for shit.

Weather man: it's going to be sunny and in the 80s today

*looks outside, it's 20 degrees and snowing*

Guy 1: fuck, now are plans are cancelled thanks to the shit forecast

by Joe 312 August 20, 2014

Sweater Weather Man

pussy.

Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!

by sweaterweatherman December 4, 2014

Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021