THE TOAD

Another name for genital warts.

My ex boyfriend Carlo is one son of a bitch! Not only did he break up with me on my birthday, he gave me the toad! I hope he dies!

by Brittany T April 22, 2008

Kremit The Toad

Kermit The Frog's Autistic Brother.

Kremit The Toad is the complete opposite of Kremit The Frog

Who's your favourite Muppet?

Kremit The Toad

You Mean Kermit The Frog?

NO! I Mean Kremit The Toad!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Feed the toad

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.

If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!

by bill1970 December 1, 2013

stroke the toad

The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!

by Canned snail May 28, 2016

Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009

Croak the toad

Choke the chicken
Spank the monkey

and then

Croak the toad.

I croak the toad about every day.

by Kevin G. September 27, 2005