The Shapiro

The act of touching, ever so gently, your scrotum to your nipple.

In order of difficulty: The Ground Beef, The Hemisphere, The Shapiro.

The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.

by Shapirolover69 April 28, 2009

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.

For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.

by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022