The Jar

Originating from a 2014 4chan post from a brony, The Jar is a clear jar containing a figurine (originally a Rainbow Dash pony) that is filled with semen over a period of time. Semen will sit in The Jar for an unhealthy amount of time.

Bro, have you heard about The Jar?

by DamnMan. February 24, 2022

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closing the jar

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.

Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.

by ER drug April 16, 2017

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Around the Jar

A quick jog around the yard while your friends share a laugh at your drunken expense.

“Take 3 laps around the jar”!

by NotYourAverageEv July 5, 2021

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nookie in the jar

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie

"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

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Put your pickle back in the jar

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

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