When you cant help the fact that you fall off of everything with wheels, and your overweight like the rest of america. You also qualify if you have red/orange hair, and not the hair on your head.
Jake: im not fat and even though i have red pubes and over sized man tits.
Josh: but you are, you do the jacob routine everyday.
by your mothers grandfather December 1, 2013
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