The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.

My girlfriend gave me the gandalf.

by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018

the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

Gandalf the cat

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016

Gandalf the gay

Slang for an older bearded homosexual.

Bro #1: Who did you take for Chemistry this semester?

Bro #2: That old gay bastard, Gandalf the gay.

by Bulldog December 29, 2011

gandalf the white

Little known slang term for toilet paper usually of the softer variety. Comes from the fact that Gandalf from Lord of the Rings has a long white fluffy beard.

The public toilet ran out of Gandalf the White!

by Martin Grondin April 27, 2005

Gandalf the green

Gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.

Guy 1: "You get sorted?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"

Guy 1: "What do we do now?"

Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"

Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."

by Santabae January 26, 2017