The Family Guy

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

The Family Guy Effect

Do something funny. Continue to do so until said activity is no longer funny. Continue to do so until said activity is funny again. Repeat.

The Family Guy Effect: Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!

by rapelax October 16, 2008

The Family Guy Effect

When a show or movie is downright awful 90% of the time. But when a funny joke from said show is posted online without context, people start to believe the show isn't complete shit, but instead some misunderstood gem.

The Family Guy Effect -
TV Show: *Makes slightly clever joke*
Random Internet user: "Wow that's so funny, I should share it online"
Other Internet users: "Man this is funny, I wonder why people give this show such a hard time."

by Pandexx June 12, 2022

the Family Guy Position

if your date is ugly and you don't wanna see her naked and get her pregnant, you fuck her in the ear
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)

I hate the Family Guy Position, I'd rather do it doggie style.

by LLLZ March 4, 2008

The Family Guy Conflict

Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.

"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"

by jellyboy731 January 9, 2023

family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom

Another way to say yes

“Did you clean your room?”

“family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom“ (Yes)

by Mixolix_Ellsworth September 8, 2025