The Dreaded

Whenever something happens to you that sucks and that you don't want to happen

Steve: oh crap, My f*cking car got stolen!

Joe: ah, the dreaded!

by The Dreaded August 6, 2008

The Dreaded Scoot

The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.

“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”

by PizzaShopGang May 25, 2021

The Dreaded Throw and Go

The unfortunate condition of suffering simultaneously from symptoms of both diarrhea and vomiting, brought on by various stomach viruses, but more commonly associated with the consumption of tequila followed by Denny's/IHOP. The patient is usually left in the precarious position of requiring several disposal receptacles simultaneously, with the use of a toilet and a small trash barrel being the best-case scenario. Following its normal course, which may persist for hours, recovery is usually dependent on either rest or additional tequila.

E.g.: Dude, what's that fucking smell?! Josh, did you just Throw and Go in my backseat?!

E.g.:

Q: Anyone seen Cheryl?
A: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom with The Dreaded Throw and Go.

by stormyblue007 July 30, 2017

The Dreaded Hey

When somebody you really don't like thinks they can hang out with you. They text you "Hey..." indicating that they want to hang out. Usually followed by a text saying "wanna hang out?"

Person 1- Oh shit, i just got the dreaded hey from Steven!
Person 2- I hate that kid don't invite him over!
Person 1- Alright ill just ignore him.

10 min later...
Person 1- Fuck! he just asked, "wanna hang out?"

Person 2-Ughhh... just tell him your busy.

by Mason Butler November 12, 2011

The dreaded quadrapinch

The dreaded quadrapinch is when you're buying a bag of weed that has to go through 4 different people that all pinch out of it.

Holy shit look at this fuckin bag, bro. I think we got the dreaded quadrapinch.

by zxqjfgtbc November 12, 2009

the dreaded lurgy

The dreaded lurgy is an illness that is not to serious but which is very easy to catch.

It's almost worth catching the dreaded lurgy to be looked after by those fit nurses.

by Bloodbone May 25, 2016

the dreaded laundromat slime

The stickiness found in laundromats. No one really knows, but it perhaps is a mix of laundry soap, dryer sheet remnant, dust, small human skin particles, etc. "DON'T TOUCH IT: IT'S EVIL!"

Xofu walks into laundromat with Jax. The mission is to do laundry (didn't see that coming) - - While there, they find the dreaded laundromat slime on the washing machines and even some of the dryers. (Haven't you experienced something grossly similar?!)

by xofu April 10, 2008