The Coleman

Some say The Coleman is The Shit. Others say he is greater than God. I say Chuck Norris ain't got shit on him.

And The Lord came down unto us and he did say... This show shall rock. And i said it shall for I AM THE COLEMAN

by PhoneyTenton October 20, 2008

The Coleman Theorem

A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.

"Ms. Coleman, how do you do #31?"
"Check the back of the book."

The Coleman Theorem at its finest.

by Marine December 13, 2008

The Coleman Theory

A scientific theory that any woman dressed in Ugg boots also take college algebra. This theory has been studied widely across the United States in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. Professor Coleman's theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. Where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of Ugg boots are taking CP leveled math classes.

"Hey man, what's with all these bitches wearing those boots with the fur in our math class?"
"The Coleman Theory bro, Coleman theory"

by thenewguy729 November 9, 2011

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 30, 2023

The Gary ColeMan

When the bitch is sleeping, then you shoot a load onto her face. She wakes up later and says "I had a Dream".

Yo, my girl was so pissed this morning because she found out I did The Gary Coleman.

by FkBlackPeople April 3, 2011