the bright

What I have to make a definition of because making a definition of bright won't work.

I'll just use this because bright won't work.

by dref said right June 12, 2004

the bright

1. Something, usually using electricity, that shines upon you, like a light bulb: its color is sually yellow.
2. Opposite of dark
3. Intelligent; sharp.

1. The sun.
2. Hot pink is a bright color.
3. He is a bright student.

by dref said right June 12, 2004

The bright

The word you call your ceiling light when you're stoned/ hungover.

*corbin turns on light"
Bri& cam "oh shit, why the fuck is the bright on?"

by CowboySpanky January 5, 2021

The Bright Idea

When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!

She was a bitch to me so I gave her The Bright Idea.

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)

Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.

by Jamietfan October 14, 2020

on the bright

A fake expression created by the folks at Burger King in an attempt to make their radio advertisements sound "hip" for a younger audience.

Interviewer: What's next for Ted?
Ted: I'll be at the BK drive-thru... on the bright!

by ferrgus October 16, 2008

look on the bright side is suicide

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.

I am my own parasite.

by Wally April 16, 2004