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A seventy six plus is the percentage likelihood of a person getting laid required for that person to leave their friends or a party abruptly, especially when hanging out was planned ahead of time.

i.e. having a 76+ percent likelihood of getting some action is the only palpable excuse for ditching a fun situation.

Men: "Dude, I'd love to stay and play COD Mod 2, but I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with that chick from Bio."

Women: "I know it's girls night, but I haven't gotten any in FOREVER, and I have a seventy-six plus (76+) with the head of the LaCrosse team right now."

by Bill Burrows October 13, 2009

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The act of performing a 69 while inserting 4 fingers up the bum along with a pen a raspberry and another object of your choice!

I totally gave her The 76 with that raspberry last night!

by jubers April 13, 2010

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its a number

"76, 65, 93... what comes next?" bill asked
"68"sarah replyed
"oh thanks i own you one" bill said

by 1crew July 24, 2008

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In the place of "your mom" or "your face." Where you have no idea how to end an awkward or embarrassing conversation.

Guy: Hey, did you just try to rob that bank?

Other Guy: Yeah, so what?

Guy: It's been closed down for ten years.

Other Guy: Uhh... well.... ummm..... 76!!! (Runs away)

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Kevin: (Walks in on high school football player wearing dress)

Football Player: La la la la la la la!

Kevin: WTF!!! HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!??!

Football Player: It's not what it looks like! Uhh... ummm... 76! (Jumps out window)

by Wolf5297 December 03, 2009

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The set IQ score for a mentally retarded person is 75 & under. 76 is another term for something that is so stupid, that its reatrded.

Person 1: "Dude, our school isn't having anymore dances."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone got caught with drugs at the dance."
Person 2: "That's so 76."

by Dudeman1624 May 30, 2009

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