Slang first used in boring parts of Massachusetts. The state of squirting liquid out of one's mouth or nose, due to great fits of laughter.
Yesterday while I was drinking my juice box, Emily said something wicked funny and made me york!
by eMiLyM842 July 23, 2003
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Hates life and people and has an inability to think of things other than the negatives. These people are horrible to be around and will suck all the happiness out of you. Tall and gangly, Yorks sulk around the streets carrying with them an air of social dissent.
Who invited that york, he's going to ruin the party!
by Blahah June 18, 2006
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The stupidest nigga that you will ever meet. I want you to think of retarded and then multiply by 20 and that is what York is. This man has literally earned the nickname "Sped" so you know this dude fucked up. Everyone who interacts with this guy on a daily basis is perplexed by how someone can be this fucking stupid. His mental capacity is very low so you have to be aware enough to make sure you don't overload his brain with information at any given moment so he can still function somewhat normally. As Noah often says, York's goal when he wakes up everyday should be to prove to all of us that he is not retarded.
Ray Naker: Yo York, what are your thoughts on gun control, you have any possible solutions?
York: What they should do is get everybody is gun and give it all to the police and whenever they want to use it they will ask and they can get it for certain amount time
Ray Naker: Yo wtf?
York: Does that make sense?
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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(verb) To be yorked is reminiscent of being jacked, dooped, taken for your money, ripped off or jerked around.

(adj) Yorky. When somethign is yorky it means it's chinsey, sketchy, shady or looks/sounds.seems like a rip off. Not to be confused with Yorkie - a York U student.

The word partly originated from the poor academic image associated with York University and a steep financial price you pay for your education there and party from the institution's seemingly random yet systematic ability to screw over its students while denying any involvement and offering no help.

York has a business-first attitude and puts students along with their education last. It mass produces students like McDonald's does BigMacs, with the same intrinsic value.
Kevin: Dude, I just saw this movie and got totally yorked!

Jake: Dude, Why would you see it? You yourself even said that the trailer looked yorky.
by Shittalker February 10, 2010
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Another word for someone who resembles a Grizzly Bear woken up from his hibernation prematurely by some poor unsuspecting hikers.
"I think I've stumbled across a York"
by Mattias April 15, 2005
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Someone who uses shitting as a way to get out of work.
Man I'm tired today. I think I'm gonna pull a york today.
by KDEEZLE July 21, 2009
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n. the coolest person in the world. very popular and well loved by everyone. yorks are amazing, smart, funny, brave, strong, clever, intelligent, pleasant, and wonderful. also extremely good at breakdancing omgomgomgomg so hotttttttt!!!
Man i wish i could be a york.
by hehehehehehe January 9, 2008
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