A term used by Michigan State fans after The Wolverines win a sporting match. It is primarily used out of jealousy and desperation when Spartan fans realize that they support a second rate sports team and a third rate university. There is no greater compliment a Spartan fan could give to a Wolverine fan.
I can't believe State lost again. Remember when we beat Michigan that one time, two years ago. Lets go yell at these Walmart Wolverines.
by jabak101 March 8, 2013
Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.
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Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!
Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!
Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.
by bill loves the cock May 20, 2004
The Michigan Wolverines are a NCAA Big 10 football team that has got the short end of the stick for the past decade. There are team that has a shitty fanbase; often thinking they are better than they really are. Despite this, their rivals fanbases tend to be equally as bad or worse (especially the fans in Ohio). They've went through a cycle of coaches that were both awful and culture changing to Maize and Blues history. In recent years, their new head coach Jim Harbaugh has tried his best to turn around this program, yet he still can't beat Ohio State in "The Game." Every year it seems like Michigan will do well, they fail. They blow it against some shit team, then they follow that up by getting beat by the Buckeyes The Game being the only semi-hard game on THEEEE Ohio State schedule.
Michigan Fan: "The Michigan Wolverines will be great this year!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
Any other NCAAF team fan: "Yeah just as great as you've been for the last ten years."
OSU fan: "We will always be the best team in the Big Ten. Also, Urban Meyers dick is the tastiest think I've put in my mouth!!!"
by CollegeFootballFan123 November 12, 2018
This nigga betta back tha hell up! I'm bouts to go ghetto wolverine on his ass!
Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.
Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.
by blockhead428 February 26, 2012
When your giving or boyfriend a bj, right as he cums have your friend sneak up from behind and get him in a full Nelson, then bite his dick. This maneuver will make his bones pop out from his knuckles like Wolverine.
by SmeeveJeeve September 28, 2020
the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth
#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES
by the poster of this word September 25, 2009
by U suk meh long time January 31, 2018