Australian slang for true believer of conspiracies (initially anti-vaxxer, now more wider harmful conspiracist, see “cooker” for common originating definition).
A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.
Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.
Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.
Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.
Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam
Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.
Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.
They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.
Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.
Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.
Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.
Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam
Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.
Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.
They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
by bitchezlovflowerz September 14, 2017
When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 8, 2021
Dog bred by southern royalty (the Boykin family - also related to the Markleys and Beards of Camden, South Carolina). This dog was bred to further adjust the spaniel breed to the southern climate and is utilized for hunting birds.
Also known as a "swamp poodle".
Also known as a "swamp poodle".
Ex. I just bought a Boykin Spaniel, and next weekend we are going hunting for some duck. Y'all are welcome to hop in the truck and join us.
by Ms. Havisham June 5, 2014
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023