A wannabe ophthalmologist that couldn't get into medical school. Also, predisposed to whining about his/her inadequecy and overall uselessness. In turn, often tries to convince others that they are capable of performing procedures usually done by ophthalmologists.
by genetics textbook January 31, 2007
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005
by James Hayes January 23, 2004
To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen.
by Big Robb August 3, 2006
I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.
by Dano69 November 14, 2006
by keri p March 3, 2010
Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.
Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
by Budew Hater October 12, 2018