A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.

Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.

When drunk, no not approach
sheesh, glock nine... well...

glock is a fuckint bad cunt

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glock is a fucking good cunt
by not glock November 22, 2021
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Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 14, 2018
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When two lovers go nostrils to nostrils (in a 69 fashion) and then proceed to breathe. When one inhales, the other exhales. And vice versa.
Her: so what’s your kink, sugarlips?
Him: Have you ever heard of a nosey nine?

“Man I just saw some lesbians doin’ a nosey nine behind that dumpster! They must really love eachother”
by Rmaen September 10, 2020
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v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.
by gnostic3 December 20, 2021
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