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glock nine 

A typical happy go lucky cunt that loves free shit, hates cops and also the law.

Known to only use a glock to execute ones step father.

When drunk, no not approach
sheesh, glock nine... well...

glock is a fuckint bad cunt

or
glock is a fucking good cunt
glock nine by not glock November 22, 2021

glok nine 

could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.

will either ask for a number or a problem.

could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
that cunt glok nine tagged my mail box, again
glok nine by not glock November 22, 2021

glokknine 

Yo you herd glokknine is in jail again

for real what for

sum dumb shit
glokknine by Waffle licker January 15, 2021

Glocninez 

A god, One of the best players in MW2. Sick at freestyles, quickscoping, hardscoping, tryharding and owning noobs in general
Girls - OMFG ITS GLOCNINEZ!!! CAN I HAZ SEX PLAWKS Glocninez - Lawlz ^_^
Glocninez by Jebus Our Saviour October 21, 2010

GLOKKNINE 

Glokknine is a Rising Florida Rapper who was born and raised in Orlando,FL. GlokkNine's stage name was inspired by the Glock pistol and WFTV Channel 9 his favorite local news channel. The two kk's in his name stand for KillKill
Glokknine a real Jit bo Cap
GLOKKNINE by FinesseKid1K February 21, 2019
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