The guy who yells at absolutely everything and despite his outlandish attitude he is quite reserved and respected. People like him when they meet him and girls admire how handsome he is. He is incredibly wise and also intelligent, everyone knows he will go far in life despite all the people he hates. (known to be emo)Also quotes many things that only some people understand. EXTREMELY NARCISSISTIC. Talks to himself when bored for amusement.
Lachlan: Fuck i hate trees, all but the larch...The larch...Number 1...The larch. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN'!? Quite an outstanding specimen of a Pinaceae, its history is rather fascinating aswell, i could delve into it more so although i would rather not.
Lachlan: Bitchin'
Sam: Shut the fuck up.
Lachlan: Bitchin'
Sam: Shut the fuck up.
by Lokosep October 7, 2008
The nicest and kindest person you will ever meet. Lachlan's are funny and know how to make you smile. You will always want to talk to him and love him forever. He will make you laugh after a bad day and is adorable as heck. (even though he always will deny it) He is also extremely talented
by some_not_normal_kid May 23, 2019
a cute, small, little guy. who usually has HELLA BOMB realtives or family members. he is nothing but nice, and no one could be more generous.
by Emily Cornfield January 3, 2011
Lachlan is such sexy beast for all the girls and boys in the world. He is a funny fucker and does not give a shit about a thing school. He is the gang leader of BBC. You see him coming, you will run to his feet and bow down before Lachlan. any bloke or shiela will be happy with a Lachlan in their Life. He is the flatty god.
by LACHLAN THE SEXY BEAST March 10, 2021
A connoisseur of Mario Kart and Maze runner lore. He visually resembles that of beaker from the muppets with his down turned smile and impeccable jaw line. He gets all the women, and men but wants no one because he's devoted to the lord and Mario. Every Sunday he gets on his knees for the lord in a few different kinda ways ;) he commonly says phrases in the mushroom kingdom dialect consisting of "WAH" and "HOO" and can be frequently found making tier lists of his favourite types of bad dragon products. He can usually be found with an Angus by his side, whether he wants him there or not.
Girl 1: "oh my god is that Lachlan? he's so hot! is he single?"
Girl 2: "yeah, but he wants a good christian girl"
Girl 1: "oh ok.." *VISIBLY SAD*
Lachlan: : "WAH HOO."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *blushes wildly and faints*
Girl 2: "yeah, but he wants a good christian girl"
Girl 1: "oh ok.." *VISIBLY SAD*
Lachlan: : "WAH HOO."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *blushes wildly and faints*
by ShartBuster November 14, 2022