Kristen

Kristen is hands-down the highest level of human being you can possibly ever achieve. SHe has unlimited HP and has FIVE moves instead of four. Her type 1 is awesome and type 2 is genius. Her attacks are as follows: GEEK OUT. 647328 Damage. AIR BEND. Infinite damage. DUPLICATE. N/A damage. Attack multiplies her fucking awesome existence. AVADA KEDAVRA.

All and all, she's fucking kill you. And she's basically a ninja with unquestionable knowledge about Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts.

Kid 1: "Dude, I think I battled THE Kristen ... Or at least attempted to."

Kid 2: "YEAH. I heard she's climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' up yo' people."

Kid 1: Word. Kristen - raped.

Kid 2: *just killed by Kristen in a ninja manner*

by 6RAM9 December 10, 2010

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amazing

Ramen noodles are so kristen.

by Elliot492 September 1, 2008

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a beautiful man with a loving hart. He always put others infront of himself. If you find aomeone thats called Kristen, keep him, because he is going to be your soulmate and the best thing ever happened too you.

Oh, you found a Kristen. keep him.
look its a Kristen!

by malec123 February 13, 2018

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The best girl in the world the one who’s hella pretty and you know it, she’s the best, her personality is great and she’s great at sports. Really really popular every guy loves her but she just hasn’t found someone she likes yet.

Kristen is the love of your life she’s the best girl ever.

by Clampley72 November 29, 2017

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She is the nicest person you will ever meet. She only cares about others. She is very beautiful but doesn't realize it which makes her even more beautiful over all. She very easy to fall in love with her brown-green eyes.😍😊👌

Your so Kristen!! Awe thanks so are you!!

by Abc's March 1, 2014

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