1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017
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When one male gives it to a chick doggy style, but is upside down. Once she starts moaning (like a humpback) you signal in a friend, who when you pull out shoves it in her ass. Then you start again by licking her pussy.
Dave and me gave Lisa a humpback salute she'll never forget!
by Charlie Blandstone August 26, 2009
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Violently hugging another person, complete with pelvic thrust. Strong sexual connotation.
I gave Amy a humpback whale hug the other day; good for me, creepy for her.
by TallyFootballhead December 14, 2011
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A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
by apple12345678910 May 28, 2015
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