A grenade is a cockblocker who is hating on a player. Grenade usually is addressed as being female. A female who is a cockblocker hating on a player. A player hatress
the woman may choose to be a grenade for various reasons. Typically a girl who is unhappy and would destroy chances of her friends getting laid. I have experienced some grenade cockblockers desroy possible chances of getting laid because they couldn't get any play and they wanted everyone else not to also. this type could be a good sport and let everyone else get laid however when and if they are fat and unhealthy they cannot do the right thing by not destroying everyone elses chances. I suggest you find a wingman to cover the grenade. a wingman like a man saving his troop from blowing up may cover the grenade by keeping her distracted while the players can spit their game so they can get what they want from the other women.
by Clinton Ziza Smith May 12, 2006
1. Weapon of destruction usually a small explosive that was created for war and designed to kill.
2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.
2. The ugly girl or girls hanging out with the hot ones.
1. Soldier 1: "Tossing grenade!!!" Call of Duty
2. The Situation: “Pauly D was with the grenade.…When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” Jersey Shore
2. The Situation: “Pauly D was with the grenade.…When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.” Jersey Shore
by HotDices March 1, 2010
That bitch is a grenade.
by messy messer June 29, 2018
Refers to sacrificing ones self for a friend by taking up company with the ugly friend. Can usually be captured using an iphone application such as iGrenaded. It refers to a solider jumping on a live grenade to save others.
Your friend meets a hot chick hanging out with her not so attractive friend. In order for your friend to hook up you have to hook up with her friend or jump on the grenade.
by Professional Wingman January 16, 2010
The act of shoving one's grenade-resembling hand into a man or woman's orifice and then opening it with fingers flailing wildly in a mock explosion.
Kevin: Wow, being grenaded by my girlfriend last night left my ***hole gaping!
Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.
Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!
Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.
Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!
Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
by Gina Castell July 20, 2009
Jersey Shore Term. The ugly friend that tags along with a smokin' hot chick. In a way she explodes and that affects the friend she's with so she's also a cock block. Really ruins the mood. Makes you feel like you're being closely observed by a gay friend. She can also be the wing-girl. Just in case there's a double-team comin' along.
by Hakrim August 1, 2010
Situation: Looks like we got a situation here.
Pauly D: Yeah we do
Situation: Alright heres the plan, we extract the grenade from that room, put her in a separate room for her to explode (sleep).
Pauly D: Alright then?
Situation: Then we extract the hotties n take em to our room. Sounds like a plan?
Pauly D: Yeah lets do it, GFA!.
Pauly D: Yeah we do
Situation: Alright heres the plan, we extract the grenade from that room, put her in a separate room for her to explode (sleep).
Pauly D: Alright then?
Situation: Then we extract the hotties n take em to our room. Sounds like a plan?
Pauly D: Yeah lets do it, GFA!.
by ThatGrenadeSituation September 19, 2010