1. When a fuck up of historic and epic proportions is described by a politician in the least damaging way to that politician.
2. Explaining a titanic level dumb decision by taking its most logical argument against it and attempting to make it a positive.
2. Explaining a titanic level dumb decision by taking its most logical argument against it and attempting to make it a positive.
We are removing all of our face mask policies in the state, and we feel the loss of life is a good thing, actually, since the deaths will be a boom to the funeral home business.
by Dashboard Friend May 3, 2021
Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!
by It's a stone Ruigi February 10, 2018
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
by Affable Douche December 2, 2013
The one good thing in my life
Has gone away, I don't know why
She's gone away, I don't know where
Somewhere I can't follow her
The one good thing didn't stay too long
My back was turned and she was gone
Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)
People say I should forget
New friend tomorrow
Don't get upset
People say she's doing fine
Mutual friends I see sometime
Has gone away, I don't know why
She's gone away, I don't know where
Somewhere I can't follow her
The one good thing didn't stay too long
My back was turned and she was gone
Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)
People say I should forget
New friend tomorrow
Don't get upset
People say she's doing fine
Mutual friends I see sometime
That's not what I want to hear
I wanna hear she wants me near
Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)
Good thing
Then one day she came back
I was so happy that I didn't act
Morning came into my room
Caught me dreaming like a fool
Good thing, my good thing
My my my my good thing
Where have you gone (good thing)
My good thing
My good thing (good thing)
Girl
Where have you gone
It's been so long
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good thing
Good God
Good God
I wanna hear she wants me near
Good thing
Where have you gone
My good thing
You've been gone too long (good thing)
Good thing
Then one day she came back
I was so happy that I didn't act
Morning came into my room
Caught me dreaming like a fool
Good thing, my good thing
My my my my good thing
Where have you gone (good thing)
My good thing
My good thing (good thing)
Girl
Where have you gone
It's been so long
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good God girl
Good thing
Good God
Good God
by Death Menace April 11, 2023