The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.

“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.

by Tasha Mali February 26, 2019

fuckening

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.

Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"

by Watcher of Your Highness April 19, 2011

Fucken A

Fucken A(wesome)

Aknowledgment with a companion that the event, subject matter or suggestion presented is as good if not better than the original discription.

John: You wanna go get a hooker!
Jack: Fucken A!

Billy finds $20 on the ground, "Fucken A!"

by Shane G Norris October 9, 2006

The fuckening

the force in which your amazing day is ruined by.

Realizing that I have a map and flag test soon was the fuckening of my weekend.

by Cody parkey 2.0 February 18, 2019

fucken

To define an object that is FUCKEN good or bad.

That Fucken job sucks. Shes a fucken bitch. He is a fucken asshole. This fucken example sucks.

by Da booty slang man April 4, 2006

fuckening

first used on the hit film 'your highness' as a term to describe a fuck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would spawn a dragon baby.

ugly old witch:(raises toast) To the Fuckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) Yes, to the fuckening!!

by beefsmith May 2, 2011

fucken

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

Easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")

(ADJECTIVE)
normal: Debbie is so fuckin' FINE!
ankie: Debbie is so fucken phyne!

(ADVERB)
normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the fucking bus.
ankie: I was fucken late so I took the fucken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)
normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.
ankie: So, I'm fucken like fucken failing fucken math, you fucken know?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 6, 2008