If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
by Death Menace August 16, 2023
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someone who decides do to the reed on the daily without a good enough reason as to why.
person 1: did you really do the deed last night?
person 2: I actually did it twice last night
person 1: wtf i thought your were on a cleanse
by shleaders August 6, 2018
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To provide a selfless good act out of the kindness of your heart.
Will - Hey let's go deeding!
Everyone in the world - We should, I just got deeded last week!
by Altru Will June 5, 2014
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Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby
James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark
by Upstairsdragon February 22, 2014
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deede,is a very fat person how eats like a full grown man . always indenial , can read/spell lazy and is a HUGE bully
deede is lazy asf
by hempzz January 6, 2022
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1: Dean Ambrose's finisher in awe
2: when you suck someones dick
Dean Ambrose: do you want me to do dirty deeds?

Some guy: no
Dean: (does it anyway)
by Aiden6000 July 21, 2022
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