A fictionous place in the WB's "Roswell" TV series. Nancy and Jeff Parker and their daughter Liz Parker own it. Maria DeLuca, Liz's best-friend also works there. Is usually the place where the teenage aliens and the human girlfriends/boyfriends hang out.
You: "Wow, the uniforms Liz & Maria wear are so... funny!"
Me: "Well, it's "Roswell" and since the 1947 crash, they have the whole hoopla with aliens are included in the Crashdown Cafe."
Me: "Well, it's "Roswell" and since the 1947 crash, they have the whole hoopla with aliens are included in the Crashdown Cafe."
by Lisa Parnell December 3, 2007
The board on makeupalley on which the women love to make up excessively stupid and FAKE stories for attention. they make-up that they have diseases, that they're SO finds a tooth in food, that they found a super expensive purse for $600 dollars cheaper (yet can't tell you where), that they found a magic diet, that they're ALL a size 00 and have curves (lmao), that they're cat did something superrrrrr cool, that they're SO's are ALL supposedly good in bed, that they were never supported by their parents (and that it's bad to be), that they all have new cars (HAHAHA), that they NEVER tried drugs when young, or whatever other stupid things they can make up for attention.
"Omg, omg, guess what makeupalley cafe my cat just did a sommer-sault and then a new gold bracelet came out of my SO's poop!!! OMG!"
by Ihatedrama July 28, 2006
"Hey Charleston, want to go hit up the meat cafe for some dick?"
"Sure Julio, i could use a good dick right about now"
"Cool, we'll go meet my family there. They're bringing the kids"
"Sure Julio, i could use a good dick right about now"
"Cool, we'll go meet my family there. They're bringing the kids"
by Itohead August 29, 2009
A place where lonely adolescent males go to get there their rocks off to a game of counter strike. And eat there sorrow away well their at it.
by cooliofoolio13425 January 14, 2015
by blahblah_radi May 16, 2020
The time has come for you to begin the Path of the Champion son, get 10 pints down you and get to LA Cafe
by Epicfailguy1 November 4, 2010
An internet cafe on the flash game Transformice, where memes, copypastas, and drama spreads like wildfire. The Transformice cafe has a large community of lone tweens who don't have a life and worship the French creator of the game, Tigrounette, after he updated the cafe in August 2016 with an ugly, shit layout that caused many old cafers to leave. Flamewars every day, this place is considered "hell" by many cafers yet they still use it 24/7.
Everyone on the Transformice cafe is a gay, disgusting human being and love chewing on Tigrounette's crunchy, moldy, crusty baguette.
by Ilovetigrounettescrustyboxers February 23, 2017