A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.
Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
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Matt Bladin has lot's of Testosterone coz his voice is like, hella deep.
by Anonymous Bladin Lover August 28, 2008
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The men's faithful companion. Testosteron or C19H28O2, as known by nerds and such, is the good friend you make in school, you meet him in 9th grade and you get along with him well. Highschool he is in your class so hes always with you and more than 75% of the times you do something "wrong" he has definetely something to do with it, the boy's best friend, from then on he's a friend for life and it will constantly be with you until he dies (andropause).
You can blaim him everytime a girl calls you pervert but the fault will always end up being yours.
Basically he drives the car but oficially you crash it.
Great summer day on mall you can't resist and grab that juicy ass, "You pervert!", "Geez sorry its the testosterone". *SLAP*
by the guy next door. January 22, 2009
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An anabolic hormone produced by the testes of males. It can also be obtained through aromatization of estradiol (estrogen) and synthetic forms are frequently attached to esters and injected by bodybuilders to increase hypertrophy many times over.
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by Dabuek August 13, 2004
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The chemical that turns sweet, kind boys into angry sex-crazed men.
Tom used to be so nice, then his testosterone kicked in and now he's a total douche.
by Miako_x September 27, 2009
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The male sex hormone, (C19H28O2), screted by the testes, that stimulates the devolpment of the male sex organs as well as the male sex drive.
I'm a 16-year old male, and the testosterone is pretty much flooding my brain.
by iRishRepublicanaRmy January 2, 2004
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