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Ten-bag Escobar
Is a customer or low-level dealer dealing with a very small quantity of drugs—like a ten-bag—yet they act like a full-blown kingpin in the style of Pablo Escobar.
"He did one of his work colleagues a favor by scoring him a ten-bag of green. But when he handed it over, the guy started moaning, wanting to weigh at home and not giving him the ten pounds for it and started acting like a right 'ten-bag Escobar' with threats of violence so he never help him again."
Ten-bag Escobar by Jamie BM September 14, 2026
Ten-Hour T-Bag
When you take your man pouch and move it across an enemy's pillow when he's away. When he falls asleep his face will have been on where your business has lied. The number can be replaced with how ever many hours the victim sleeps.
Man: "I was so angry with Steve last night that while he went downstairs, I gave him the ten-hour t-bag."
Ten-Hour T-Bag by MSUdude0711 April 6, 2008
Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag
Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.
Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026