tell you what

A Southern United States phrase; it usually shows disgust or suprise with a situation or person.

Because the phrase tends to be used by itself, many people in the North US who hear it think that the speaker has not finished their sentence.

A, Southerner: "That Joel; I tell you what."
*a few seconds pass*
B, Northerner: "... What?"
A, Southerner: "I just TOLD you!"

by Leilani_h June 10, 2005

tell you bout yourself

A country way to mean "tell someone off." Also can imply "fuck someone up."

Tee: Yo, you ugly as shit.
Nae-Nae: Meet me outside, bitch. Bet you I'll tell you bout yourself.

by just a gyal October 17, 2008

tell you what

1. To kick someone in the face

1. I'm gonna tell you what!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day

October 23 tell your crush you like them

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day you “hey since it’s October 23 I will finally tell you I like you”

by Drawwitjay October 23, 2020

tell your crush you like them day

national tell your crush you like them day is October 21st. Its an urban legend that if you don't tell them your crush will start to reject you and make fun of you.

tell your crush you like them day is a day when you tell your crush you like them and see if they like you back.

by notsocial7 October 18, 2019