To have a bartender choose your drink. This is particularly effective at a beer or wine bar.
"What's next?" "I'd like another round of teege me"

"What are you having?" "A pint of the teege me, please"
by Legen Dary September 9, 2010
"that guy", a teeg is a mellow kind of man.
A teeg is usually stereotyped as mellow and is not absorbed into other people's problems
He sat on the couch, a teeg that haddnt moved in hours.
by T.J. Beville June 2, 2006
An inexperienced gamer (Preferably a young kid) who has nothing to do except talk shit on the mic all day in Video games.

Or... basically a noob.

Plural version of the word would be... "Teegz"
"Man! Omar is such a Teeg!"
-"I know man, all he does is talk on that stupid mic!"
by Anquan123 March 31, 2011
When two guys insert their penises into one another at the same time One guy lays face down with his penis pushed between his legs while the other lays face up from the opposite direction filling both holes at the same time
Man that guy wants to be a top but is really a bottom. Teeging would satisfy both his desires.
by Teeginator September 8, 2013
The act of not following through on previously made commitments and leaving your friends high and dry.
Scott said he was going to be there this weekend but he Teeged out and we had to pay his portion of the bill. What a douche bag!
by CLT Posse March 1, 2009
A cyberfeminist and cofounder of the 2000s collective Cybernetic Culture Research Project. His writings have been described as "theory-fictions", departing from the formal conventions of academic writing.

He was a mathematics prodigy, but abandoned his academic career in order to pursue his artistic endeavors in the visual field, as a freelance artist, diminishing his work to mostly erotica.

Between 2016 and 2017, he killed five people and injured 32 others in a nationwide bombing campaign against people he believed to be advancing the anti-egalitarian and anti-democratic ideas behind neo-reaction and the Dark Enlightenment.
Person 1: Dude, I have been receiving several emails from this guy called 'TeeGee'. And half of what they say doesn't make any sense. Like, they kept going on and on about how 'There is no answer. Merely the blank violence of the sun.' and that 'As an act of moral ambiguity, I will give you three days.'
Person 2: You're fucked.
by TGMM July 11, 2021
a rad sarfer that can sometimes be a kook.
teegs is a kook
by kook13579 December 7, 2018