Tebower

Somebody who supports and loves Tim Tebow. Will always be there for him and will always be a fan

Danielle is such a tebower.

Like a Beiliber but for Tim Tebow

Tebower by RealTebower December 15, 2011

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Tebowner

n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow

Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!

Tebowner by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

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Tebowner

The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.

I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.

Tebowner by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008

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tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

tebowner by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009