teacup pig 

Genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see Cooper Mini, espresso, Lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” In time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both an underground gambling sensation amongst inebriates due to the elasticity of their hip flexors, aerodynamic tiny tails and downhill running technique; later, for pig roasts within the midget community.

that teacup pig was delicious.

teacup pig by the teacup pig August 16, 2010

Black Teacup Pig 

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.

Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.

Black Teacup Pig by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010

Teacup Pigging 

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.

Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.

Teacup Pigging by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012

teacup pigging 

Going balls deep into a shank while eating sandwiches and playing the music of beck on cassette tapes and clips of Bill Clinton on VHS simultaneously.

I can't get the image of Monica Lewinsky outta my head after teacup pigging Aubry last night.

I got into teacup pigging to combine all my loves of music, history, sandwiches and sex.

teacup pigging by Astate indians October 28, 2012

Teacup Pigging 

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.

Teacup Pigging by Bmason12 October 29, 2012

teacup pigging 

a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and/or Beck often indicating some sort of perversion or comical act.

AKA:

Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP

John: You seen Jane?
Phil: She's teacup pigging a cigar on the balcony.
John: Oh, that's where it's at...

teacup pigging by whitecloudsharpie October 25, 2012

Teacup Piggy 

When you do body-shots of Twisted Tea off an obese British woman.

Did you hear that Ryan did a Teacup Piggy last night?

Teacup Piggy by HoboDeiter May 6, 2011