Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.

- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."

Tastes Like Shit by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.

This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.

The beer tastes like shit by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012

It tastes like shit to me 

When you don't care about any situation or someone's opinion.

It tastes like shit to me if you don't wan to lend me your charger, I can find another one.

It tastes like shit to me by andresgc7 March 3, 2020

taste like shit 

Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!

Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.

taste like shit by Dingle dingus November 9, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019