The bag that one keeps all their vintage VHS porno in and locked away, to be called upon for dirty weekends away in a caravan with a VHS player. This suitcase will commonly contain a wide variety of vintage porn, including but not limited to;
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
- looped guitar riffs
- Vintage hirsute pubis
- pregnancy themed porn
Brad was so excited, he'd packed the VHS player and was looking forward to dirty lucky dip in the Tartan Suitcase.
by Don't Fear Keg January 19, 2018
A Scottish person who supports the Conservative Party and is wearing a kilt either for the bants or for an event.
by Chezzabelle March 28, 2021
Tartan Tranny Transvestite a male from Scotland or of Scottish heritage who hides behind the excuse of National Dress in order to wear womens clothing in public
by Stolen_Monkey April 9, 2007
A school where they treat students like trash, hoes act like they some boss bitches and they just hoes and light-skin boys act like they want smoke but be scared af
1. Damn bro! What school your bitch go to?
Tartan high school Fam, what’s up?
Then she must be a hoe!
2. Boy, Don’t play on my name If you do not want smoke!
Omfg These light skin boys talk like they with it and they ain’t shit
Tartan high school Fam, what’s up?
Then she must be a hoe!
2. Boy, Don’t play on my name If you do not want smoke!
Omfg These light skin boys talk like they with it and they ain’t shit
by BlackForces killer November 24, 2019
The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.
by Gene Green February 10, 2011
The #1 best selling vehicle in Albania, commonly used to describe vehicle's you dont know the make/model of but think are cool.
by Theusedsubcompact September 13, 2020