taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."

taliban tan by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

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Taliban Tan

an extra long bushy beard-sometimes extending past their nipples. Causing face and chest to be untanned.

Man Seth's got a nice Taliban Tan, you can't even see his necklace.

Taliban Tan by Sethavellie August 25, 2010

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Taliban Tan

Taliban Tan: An Australian slang to describe Toyota paint colour Sandy Taupe or Toyota Beige. Often referenced to the excellent work the colour has done for the Taliban.

“That mad cunt drives a Taliban Tan 79 Series.”

“His Mrs Cunt had a disease, it almost looked like cruiser Taliban tan”

Taliban Tan by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

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Tango Taliban

A Gang Of Pretty Bad Bitches Who Ready To Get Fucked And Slutted Out

Word Steady Getting Out Every Girl Getting With The Tango Taliban

Tango Taliban by Wiz El’Tango August 9, 2024

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Talibantastic

some one who wants to make fantastic sound a bit less childish and more terroristy :D

(Ahmed Bin Walid): hey look; i can drink through my nose!
(Osama): Yo, erm, that's talibantastic!

Talibantastic by wazzaguy July 17, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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