A tail is the soft white fluffy thing that presses against my belly when I am having sex with a girl in a Playboy Bunny style outfit.
Johnny McWarguy: *pulls out of a bunnygirl's vag and orgasms* Oh I'm sorry, I just cummed all over your tail.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008
The THC crystals collected from grounded marijuana used to top a bowl smoking a Comet. Used in the expression "Comets and Tails" refering to the act of combining the 'Comets' and 'Tails' for smoking a marijuana extraction alternative.
by Taylor Britton August 27, 2007
An individual who annoyingly follows someone everywhere because they have an obsession with that individual. Usually associated with socially crippled video game nerds.
Tail: Can I talk to you about video games?
Victim: Sure, just can you hold on David? I gotta go take a leak
Tail: Hey I'll follow you to the bathroom.
Victim: Sure, just can you hold on David? I gotta go take a leak
Tail: Hey I'll follow you to the bathroom.
by DC518 December 8, 2007
when reffering to anal sex it is the end of the turd which has not totally dropped down to the end of the colon.
I was screwing my girlfriend in the ass and I caught some tail.
I was fingering this chicks ass and I got a tail.
I was fingering this chicks ass and I got a tail.
by Ray L August 10, 2004
Refers to a parole officer, or probation officer. Can also refer to any other person you must be accountable to, or who has oversight authority over you.
Dude, you know I can't leave the state, I have a tail.
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
I told you my tail was a complete bitch monster, you shouldn't say stuff like that to her!
by Gojai September 21, 2017