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TWAT block, the female version of the cock-block. When Your girlfriend blocks you out from a potential one- nighter.
Shaniqua t-blocked me last night,so I had to go home with a wet clam.
t-block by abigguy7 November 14, 2013
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Gang members who live in Thorntown, IN
“I heard he bangin GD down on T-Block”
T-Block by 85 Sizzurp June 2, 2021
The act of getting cockblocked and teabagged all in the same night, by the same guy.
Paul was really upset because at the party he was cockblocked by his friend, and then after he passed out drunk his buddy came out to teabag the shit out of his face. The next morning he heard he had received his first t-block.
t-block by Troutatly Trout March 25, 2010

T Block (Tinley park)

The most ghetto town in North America, overrun by thugs and ridden with crime. Notorious rappers like Lil JJ originate from T-block. What was once the nicest place to raise your kids in the world is now the easiest place to get shot in the world. T-block is where hopes and dreams go to die. Even tho it looks nice you will have crimes committed on you. At night, drunk dragracers seek out lil kids. There are no white people in T-block. T-block is home to notorious gangs and rappers and other notorious ghetto stuff. The police in T-block are corrupt and they are owned by the cartel.
Did you hear lil JJ got shot in T Block (Tinley Park)?
Yes, (I did).
T Block (Tinley park) by Boney A December 22, 2025

You can't block this 

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it
Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

block don't report 

Used on shtwt when people post images of their self harm.
A bio: #shtwt #edtwt || block don't report || I post sh
block don't report by JinxJecka June 14, 2023

(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block 

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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