Swag Cannon

An expression used to describe an individual that is extremely well-dressed, or has a ludicrous amount of swag.

"Man, he's so well-dressed today it's as if someone fired a swag cannon at him."

by JustinSxE December 11, 2011

Swag Cannon

swag cannon (noun); a person with an explosive amount of swag flowing through their blood. their swag is on such an incredible level that only few people in the world may have the nickname of the "Swag Cannon." Swag Cannons are always on beast mode 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. people bow down to his swag.

OG Swag Cannon: Angel Bacani

-hey paige, do you know angel bacani?
-you mean swag cannon? yeah?
-yeah, hes got so much swag.

by filipino twin tower August 05, 2010

swag cannon 5000

A really lame sex position

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!

by watfuvk January 09, 2018