When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...
by Foxy McHound December 29, 2018
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When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
by Gaypex October 5, 2019
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a dirty susan, when a girl does a blow job but throws up half way through.
she pulled a dirty susan last night.
by i know_what you_did July 18, 2023
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Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.
Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”
by Unco and neph June 3, 2020
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When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.
Bro, she's gonna get susaned
by ebaril101 October 31, 2019
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When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.
Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.
by susansusansusan April 3, 2013
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Smoking weed, mainly done by smoking with a bong.
Hey bud lets go punch a few Susans

I could totally smash a Susan or two

Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop
by Dannysadventures April 3, 2016
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