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Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
Surfs up, ASSHAT by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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Jedi Surfs 

Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.
Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!

Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
Jedi Surfs by Dinokid July 14, 2013

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surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.
surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Sureshed 

Sureshed – adj. Feeling of confusion at 7 am after 3 hours of sleep, wondering where things went wrong and whether you submitted that assignment by 11:59.
I'm sorry I missed the meetings this morning, I was totally Sureshed.
Sureshed by EMBA16 June 24, 2015

Surfster 

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.
Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.
Surfster by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012

southern surfboard 

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.