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Sun-Dried Tomatoes 

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
Sun-Dried Tomatoes by Pize October 15, 2004

sun dried cherry popper 

After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.
One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.
sun dried cherry popper by dad adib November 12, 2010

Sun Dried Tomato 

Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.
Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato

Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato
Sun Dried Tomato by Milo43 September 12, 2010

Sun Dried Tomato 

a beautiful person who has recently participated in many hours of outside activities
WOW, you're a {sun dried tomato} after summer
Sun Dried Tomato by LucTheSucc August 6, 2017

sundried-somalian-lips

Lips of an African decendent man that are severely dried and may be compared to sundried tomatoes. The lips are severely cracked and peeled and is usually bleeding. The term "sundried-somalian-lips" is usually used to describe those with the name Abdi. Or using the word "abdi" in general also means "sundried-somalian-lips".
Keep in mind that abdi refers to unmoisturized dried lips. adj.
Example 1.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Abdi?
Girl 2: No, but I noticed he has some "sundried-somalian-lips".
Girl 1: I know right! I'd never kiss that, eeewwwwww.

Example 2.

Dang man, have you ever heard of chapstick? You got some abdi going on.

sundried 

A women with saggy breast that are below her knees or she has millions of wrinkles or pussy is very died and washed out
Ms. Katie is so mother fucking sundried.
sundried by davontre December 1, 2006