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Sucktality

1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck

2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies

3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms

4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side

Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.

Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Sucktality

The point of totaly sucking. Being a total fag.
Jimmy reached sucktality when he became gay.
by Stev. February 28, 2008
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Fucktality

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008
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socktuality

socktuality is the sexual feelings or emotions towards others sock, (not your sock) or that well be socksturbation.
1- i like my friend's sock and i want to sock it.
2- her socktuality is long socks.
3- i can do a socksome with her and her pinky socks.
by sock king February 24, 2019
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fucktality

Marissa took up weight lifting when, once again, she experienced a fucktality when a 300 pound customer died while on top of her during sex, and she had to call 911 not only to remove him to the coroners but to have the jaws of life called in to extract her.
by luigiboy January 25, 2010
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anti-fucktality

when your roommate is trying to perform a fucktality on you, while a girl is riding you on the bottom bunk and you being the quicker minded being, thrust so hard that the girls head shoots through the top bunk into your roommates back, killing him instantly, thereby saving yourself from instant death and you continue to enjoy the pleasure of fucking the girl while she dangles from your dead roommate's back
my roommate tried to do a fucktality on me last night, but i completely did an anti-fucktality on his ass. and the sex was good
by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008
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genetalia suckalitus

A disease that infects most gay people it not only atracts them to the cock but makes them think they need it to live or move
I think this guy caught genetalia suckalitus he attacked me and try to suck it.
by j smith May 13, 2006
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