suck john 

Piece of shit mother fucker

Hes a suck john

suck john by T diddy dollaz January 19, 2018

Suck my John Wick 

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

Suck my John Wick by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Suck Horse Johnson 

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.

I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

Suck Horse Johnson by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019