stuporvision 

Supervising young child when asleep or inebriated

I know its 6AM, but I'm leaving the 2 year old at home with you and he needs stuporvision.

I want Dad to be a part of my child's life, but not when he is only able to stuporvise her every night.

Your stuporvision of the puppy gave him an opportunity to eat my shoes!

stuporvision by kajawap April 20, 2009

Child Supervision 

When an older person, especially a parent, needs a tech-savvy kid to help him/her with computers or other electronic devices.

"Jimmy, could you send your kid over to help me with my facebook? Im afraid I might get a virus without some child supervision."

"Dad, if you dont know how many o's are in Google, why dont you just ask for some child supervision?"

Child Supervision by Randori April 18, 2010

Stuporvisor

Noun. One who should act as a supervisor and point of accountability, but doesn't and therefore simply observes the stupidity of their subordinates without making any effort to correct those actions.

Wow, that guy sucks at his job. Maybe he'd be better if his stuporvisor did anything about it.

Stuporvisor by MrSkulled December 8, 2012

Stuporvising

The act of watching and taking care of a Drunk or Inebriated Person(s), while you are intoxicated yourself.

Ex) "Yeah I was stuporvising Evan last night so I didn't get home until three."

Stuporvising by spacemandito July 7, 2009

stuporvisor

Can refer to two different types of superiors in a corporate setting:
(1) Someone who occasionally checks in on you throughout the workday to ensure that you aren't using drugs or alcohol.
(2) A similar type of "big boss man" as described in Example #1, but who is HIMSELF in such a beer/weed-haze that he is perpetually unable to effectively perform his assigned duties, and who is therefore apparently intended to merely be a "seat warmer" if da higher-ups keep him on.

Tronald Dump may indeed not be a substance-user, but his arrogance and ignorance make his such an inept stuporvisor for looking out for the rest of us!

stuporvisor by QuacksO November 19, 2018

Stupervising 

A Stuart supervising a Stuart...

"Stu supervising Stu? Stupervising...

Stupervising by MakingTheInternetABetterPlace July 11, 2022

Mall supervision 

Something the people born in the 80's having the rules/laws made never had to go through, and a double standard they would never tell anybody about.

People born in the 80's didn't have mall supervision going to a mall at any time of the day, including at night. They didn't have to have another adult or even another person to be with them, even if they weren't working (going to a movie or shopping). Teenagers seem willing to put up with a lot more bullshit these days than they were back in the early 2000's, they do just about anything that anybody tells them to because they seem to think it's right to be obedient under any circumstances, even if what the people making rules/laws is doing is wrong.

Mall supervision by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021