stunned cunt Share definition Flag Someone who is damn ignorant and deserves a beat down. Often used on the ice in hockey in the heat of battle. "Nice fucking slash you stunned cunt! Try that again and I'll beat the living piss out of you!" stunned cunt by squirrelly May 9, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the stunned cunt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch