stuart townsend

the 33 year old Irish actor (born December 15, 1972) who many feel made it "big" during his role of Lestat de Lioncourt in the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned. He is also well known for his role of Dorian Gray in LXG or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and About Adam. He is currently dating Charlize Theron. Stuart Townsend is hands down the sexiest man on earth.

"oh my gosh, have you seen stuart townsend as lestat?!"
"definitely!! that concert scene just about made me faint."
"concert scene?! psh that's nothing compared to the rose bath!!"

stuart townsend by arielkelsey September 6, 2007

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stuart townsend

start townsend is a beautiful actor!!he got famous with the movie queen of the damned!!he plays the part of lestat de lioncourt

there comes a time for every vampire....when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily...unbearible...living in the shadows....feeding in the darkness..with only your own company to keep.........
anne rice rocks

stuart townsend by akasha November 1, 2004

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stuart townsend

A horrible actor with no artistic integrity. He BUTCHERED Anne Rices Lestat. He knew nothing of Lestat and even got drunk for an important part of the movie. Tom Cruise played Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

Stuart Townsend does not excel as an actor.

stuart townsend by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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