one of the worst bands to have crossed the jamband scene and the music scene in general.

also known as the String Cheese ACCIDENT
by Mother fuckin' P.I.M.P December 18, 2006
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weak cover band. Folk/jam genre loved by junior-high stoner wannabes.
emo girl: wahh my family sux
emo boy: wahh i dont luv the world
emo girl: lets steal my deadbeat mom's ciggs, pretend to smoke them and listen to String Cheese Incident!
by DENCHtheMAN July 28, 2005
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'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'
by nnnaot May 15, 2014
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used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.
oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.
by J D Martin April 16, 2008
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A term used when a female is given a front wedgie and her knickers split her lips in a rather painful way.
In a frenzied moment of bedroom passion, Jim grabbed hold of Tashas g-string and gave them a good pull resulting in an unexpected and painful cheese stringing .
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A long column of stringy cheese that can be peeled off in strips. A nice snack when it's time to relax!
by santas-a-drunk March 20, 2010
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Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
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