strawpedo 

Downing a bottle of beverage, using a bendy straw to allow the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

Strawpedo this bottle of wine!!!

strawpedo by Andy November 19, 2004

strawpedo 

The act of downing a bottle of drink through the use of a straw. Often followed by physical convultions and sickness.

He strawpedo'd a bottle of blue WKD because he is hard.

strawpedo by Stuart Baggs October 7, 2006

Strawpeado 

When a man or woman over the age of 23 downs a bottle of alcopop, using a bendy straw to prevent a vacuum and allowing the Strawpeador to drink the alcopop faster. The current Strawpeado king is David Muir Filshie of the Diary

Get that Strawpeado down you son!

Strawpeado by MHHQ November 1, 2017

Frozen strawpedo 

Fill a regular drinking straw with fresh made semen, freeze the semen filled straw.

One frozen, remove semen from straw and insert back into the mouth hole of a Penis. Go ahead and jack it back out again

Man, Elsa and I got freaky last night. She made up a frozen strawpedo, put it down my dick and gave me a solid wristy

Frozen strawpedo by Drpenisfingers February 1, 2018