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past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.
he done stoled my wheels!
by turd ferguson March 17, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The past tense of stole when meaning to punch or injur someone.
Man did you see that fight? That guy got stoled on.
by foshacka_8238 May 09, 2009
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Selling to a customer where you are stealing part of the profit.
Selling a widget at an agreed upon price and only reporting part of the profits. "I just stoled 5 units today."
by Rocket Sled Ned December 29, 2009
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