Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 24, 2018

stinky salmon

when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon

*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON

by December 1, 2020

stinky salmon

when you slap someone with a salmon after inserting it into their anus

i gave my 6 year old sister a stinky salmon

by AssLicker8497 June 4, 2019

stinky salmon

A stinky salmon is a trend on the rise in which an individual deficates into a condom and then freezes it and uses it as a dildo and penetrates a vagina.

Yo bro did you bang her out? Naw bro I gave her a stinky salmon instead

by Kjizzle September 28, 2013

Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.

“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 7, 2022